Saturday, March 22, 2014

5 Reasons We Wish We Were Dauntless

We loved Divergent; book and movie! The movie far exceeded our expectations, and we had very few complaints in the end. It stayed true to the book while still keeping it within 3 hours and entertaining. Plus even the casting wasn't disappointing! Mostly unknown actors, but they'll definitely be known now. All in all, the Rotten Tomatoes rating is false in the critics' perspective. Losers.

We're now wishing we could be as awesome as Dauntless, and here's why.

1. Wearing All Black
Who doesn't love a semi-goth look...everyday? Black always looks awesome and hard core without even trying. Plus it's slimming so even if we don't have the Dauntless bodies, we fool the world in our black pants and leather v-necks.

2. Tattoos and Plugs
The main jerk of Dauntless, Eric, was probably the coolest looking of them all. Plugs, eyebrow piercing that doesn't seem humanly possible, and sweet neck tattoos. What could be cooler than that? And although the women were swooning over Four in the theater (loudly), we were kind of more in love with Tori and her sweet dreads.

3. Cardio More Hardcore Than Insanity
Apparently all it takes to get ripped is fighting people with little to no experience. Also knife throwing. We're thinking about starting an underground fight club so we can get ripped super fast! Sure we may end up in the hospital, but Tris recovered pretty quickly so why can't we??!

4. Four.
He's full of secrets, has a sweet back tattoo, and hits on initiates. He may pretend to be mean but he's just a giant teddy bear deep down. He even manages to hook up with chicks after throwing knives at them! Everybody needs a friend like that, including us.

5. Where's the Nearest Train Station?
Is there anything cooler than jumping on and off a moving train? Obviously not.

Don't you wish you were Dauntless now, too? Someday.

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